As tittle say, got dark days behind me, post joke , 3 best jokes win tommorow,no need to like spam bla bla. cheers

 

Will give 3 twitch prime codes.  31 days member

  WINNERS- @D Bolter @Acerd @FuryShark

 

Edited August 5, 20187 yr by jesenican

Came here for cheep bonds and I'm told twitch membs :c sad times

A baby seal walks into a club

2 minutes ago, evenflyox said:

A baby seal walks into a club

You broke my heart with that, good job lol

A venezuelan plays osrs for fun

I made a website for some orphans

it doesn't have a home page.

 

 

we can be more than friends if i win

what starts with m and ends with arriage and is mans favorite thing?

miscarriage. the joke never gets old, neither does the child.

A man walks into a bar.....ouch

how does a cow do math?.......With a cowculator

Whats the difference between a snowman and snow women?........snowballs

Check woodcutting exp best antiban 

Whats the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my dick in your ass.

 

 

Your momma's so fat she's got enough chins for 99 range

submission 1:

Two blueberry muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "boy, it's hot in here." the second one looks back and screams "Holy shit! A talking muffin!!!"



submission 2:

Q: Whats black, white, and red all over?
A: Amy Schumer's Vagina

Whats green and red and goes 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender

"My wife, its difficult to say what she does...
She sells seashells on the seashore."

"I added Paul walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard."

"What did the rapist say to their victim?
Go ahead, call the police, we'll see who comes first."

"Why don't Jews eat pussy?
It's too close to the gas chamber."