Varc Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 So to start the day i wake up with the worst cold and blocked synases, shitty start yeah but not the worst huh? Gradually gets worse, next thing i remember i have to fill in an upskills exam online to start my new job, no biggie right? Welp little did it was going to take me 8 hours, been doing that shit all day none stop ill as hell. So i'm ill as shit finally finished my upskills, i realise i have work tomorrow at 9am on my second day meeting some guy from head office looking like shit. So for any of you who know you can get this thing called olbas oil (unblocks your nose) squirt some of it into boiling water in a bowl, put a towell over your head and inhale it (this doesn't get you high it just clears your nose). So i'm sniffing away starting to feel a little bit better when i move my legs too much and the boiling water spills all over my pants, now it wasn't on my legs it was all over my dick. Too make matters worse any of you who know what olbas oil is its menthol like and the combination of that + the scolding water all over my shaft was just unbelievably painful. I jumped in the cold shower my dick is red raw now. Oh and i had to ring in work and tell them why i couldn't come into work tomorrow because i couldn't think of an excuse, oh and its my second shift so it should be fun going in when i have recovered. So if you had a worse day than me i bow to you because you been through some shit. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikasa Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 ya moms ass can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dex Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acerd Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 tldr jk sucks man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffins Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RServiceGeeks Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Damn REKED son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoahTheWeebWolf Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 So wait... If your dick is red... Does that make it an admin? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme Scripts Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Hate to be you for this one line... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermitrage Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Captain burn dick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Pics or it didnt happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uchiha Sasuke Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 The part about your dick is pretty bad lol. I've had some pretty bad days as well but never one were my dick has been harmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botre Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 You're most likely going to lose you penesia. Perhaps you can borrow Asuna's, he doesn't really want it anyways. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermitrage Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 You're most likely going to lose you penesia. Perhaps you can borrow Asuna's, he doesn't really want it anyways. This is a good comment, one of the good one's i've read this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 My worst day ever was getting poison oak on my balls and dick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botre Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 My worst day ever was getting poison oak on my balls and dick... Stop fucking plants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
