Varc Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Fuck y'all where the sympathy, i could lose my 9 inch shaft because of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Stop fucking plants. I live near this mountain that has alot of poison oak and if you get it on you, you dont know till its too late.. Say it brushed against your hand, and you had to touch your dick to pee or w/e, now the oils are on your dick and you should know from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pain Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 (edited) pffft Getting Banned is Way painful Edited June 9, 2015 by Pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botre Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 @OP: unless you have tiny little anuses in the middle of your face they are called sinuses not synasses. I live near this mountain that has alot of poison oak and if you get it on you, you dont know till its too late.. Say it brushed against your hand, and you had to touch your dick to pee or w/e, now the oils are on your dick and you should know from there. Oh my bad, I actually thought you were a plantfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoahTheWeebWolf Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Fuck y'all where the sympathy, i could lose my 4 inch shaft because of this. Woah noticed a typo there! It's all good I corrected it . I am just messing with you varc the shark ;) @OP: unless you have tiny little anuses in the middle of your face they are called sinuses not synasses. Oh my bad, I actually thought you were a plantfucker. Tree hugger? More like tree fucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 rip johnson, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uchiha Sasuke Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 When I have time to speak to you, i'll tell you about my day. I don't even want to imagine what unspeakable horrors occurred in your day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 i had 25k poker chips and lost them all 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Sounds like you have earned your beer after day like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volta Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 When I have time to speak to you, i'll tell you about my day. I don't even want to imagine what unspeakable horrors occurred in your day. They are kinky. Dbuffed's day in a nutshell: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terced Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Fuck y'all where the sympathy, i could lose my 4 inch shaft because of this Woah noticed a typo there! It's all good I corrected it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apaec Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 i could lose my 9 inch shaft because of this more like 9 itch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazed Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 My worst day ever was leaving my stoop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaaazza Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 damn, whenever i have a cold i go in the sauna at the gym and put olbas in the heater so it clears your throat and nose up etc... however i once rubbed my eyes after applying it, i thought i had gone blind. that shit burns bad! i dread to think how it feels on your charred dick sorry to hear man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyoui Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 I think spilling water on your dick would make anyones day bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
