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Hey all, It's time for another giveaway, this time it's a $10 OSBot voucher you can use to buy things such as scripts or VIP! This contest is simple, simply respond in this thread with a joke and after 7 days I'll pick a random winner! Rules/tl;dr: Like this thread! (not required) Respond to this thread with your best joke You can make one response a day (24 hours in between) I'll pick a random winner You will only be considered if you had 20 posts or more on February 21, 2014 and you did not post more than once within 24 hours Best of luck all!

That doesn't help anything.

I honestly have no idea whats going on.

We would, but you change your name a lot and there is no point in changing someones name just so you can change yours in a week sorry.

It wasn't OSBot, maybe the other bot you downloaded, the gold generator, the private server, the phishing link you clicked on.

Pm me we can discuss it further.

I would buy vip

I'm Catastrophe! Some of you may know me from a few months back. I'm an Ex global/Super mod/Chatbox Assistant. I joined in May, and created the OSbot video that is popular on YouTube to this day. I spent a couple of months as a global and a few months as a super, I made some great friends and had some great times. So I decided to appeal my ban (long story, but it's resolved) and I have returned to OSbot. So yeah, I'll try and familiarize myself with the client again, so I can amend the contemporary bugs/issues that are now lingering around the forums. Good day. P.S. I'm pretty hilarious, so if I'm in the chatbox and you feel like a laugh, hit me up

how much money did u get for posting this

You're supposed to be Smart

I think my dumbest moment would probably be renewing my membership.

post it on the thread for the script

Gaming and Laptop don't go together. Gaming = heat. Laptops aren't good with heat.

GL with this service , i will probably use this soon.

It is sad racism still exist in the world today.

osbot2

THIS HAS BEEN NERFED FOR MAGIC (Still works for chinning) Want that Veng/Ice Barrage, a sexy skillcape, a high combat level, or even just some easy hitpoints (or defence) xp? Well look no further, this guide will show you how to get 150k+ Magic xp/hr and 100k+ Hitpoints xp/hr while making a profit and afking at the same time! For this you will be barraging or bursting (depending on magic level) at the minigame called Nightmare Zone (NMZ) located in Yanille. Skill Requirements: 52 Mage (86 recommended) 43 prayer (The higher the better) Defence (although it is possible with 1 defence, it will be hard to find a team/alternative booster) Quest Requirements: Desert Treasure Vampire Slayer Holy Grail (Gives 15,300 Defence Experience, 11k Prayer Experience) Lost City Tree Gnome Village What Lies Below (Gives 2k Defence Experience) Equipment/Inventory: You generally want the best Magic gear you can wear for your bank/stats. Athough you want some prayer gear as you will have to be praying Protect from Melee the whole time, and want to be able to last 2 hours. Most people take Unholy Book, Fury, and a God Mitre or Helm of Neitznotz, with their best mage gear, athough if you are short on money or want to take the longest trips possible, Monk Robes or God Vestment robes are an alternative. This is a setup on a zerker pure: The great thing about this method is the runes are free, you can pick up the runes ingame. Although with most runes you can only take 300 at a time so you will have to do the painful process of picking up 300 then dropping them, picking up another 300 then dropping them until you have 2k smoke barrage casts. (This is why I and many others choose to bring our own fire runes with us, because it takes a long time to pickup 8k and they are dirt cheap. "But if I can do Ice Barrage shouldn't I use that for bigger hits and therefore more xp?" No you should definitely not use Ice barrage, in fact this will yield you less experience per hour. Ice Barrage freezes the monsters and although this doesn't matter for training at ape atoll where the skeleton monkeys spawn where they died, it does at NMZ, since the monsters spawn from all corners of the room and if you freeze them they will not be able to form a nice stack. "So if I shouldn't use Ice Barrage then I can just use Blood or Shadow Barrage? They are both better then Smoke Barrage?" Well yes you can always use these spells for slightly greater xp/hr but a big downside to this is that those spells require soul runes, and unfortunately soul runes do not spawn inside NMZ so you will have to bring these pricey runes in yourself. So you might not have level 86 Magic yet for Smoke Barrage huh? Don't worry you can still do this method at a lower magic level. Even if you don't have the level required to cast smoke barrage. In the NMZ you can buy Overload/Super Magic Potions to boost your stats, Overloads and Super magics boost you stats by about 15, give or take a few depending on your current level. Although Super Magic Potions are much cheaper points, most people prefer to use Overloads as they constantly keep your stats boosted at the highest level for 5 minutes, while Super Magics lose 1 stat boost every minute. And if you're are total noob and can't boost to 87 (I'd recommend using Smoke Barrage when you can boost to 87 not 86 as even with overloads, since your boosted stats may go down 1, then will go back up every minute for 5 minutes. So if you can only boost to 86 Magic then every minute or so you will need to re select autocast) you can always use Blood Burst, or if you still cant do that, Smoke Burst. (Don't worry about people not wanting to team with you have low magician, they will be getting more xp since you will be hitting lower than a player with high magician. Now you may be thinking this is great, but where do I find these teams and how do I join? Well the cc is "Nmz Magic" and the homeworld is w369. So all you have to do is join that world and go to NMZ, and either make a team yourself or say you need a team, if people start saying "+1" it means they need 1 more person for a team, just ask to join and they should give you an invite. The max a team can have is 5 players, and 1 spot has to be for a booster, A trio of 3 magers is the best experience but a 4 man team isn't too bad either, which is only about 10-20k xp/hr less. Also magic boosters are different to your standard w301 melee boosting bots, they have 2 different quest monsters that replace the Bouncer and Demon/Kendal since those bosses aren't 1x1 (fit into 1 square, and therefore are not able to stack properly) These bosses if you already couldn't guess from the quest requirements are the Black Knight Titan and Evil King Roald. If you are a 1 def pure, initiate pure, or a zerker that didn't do The Holy Grail to get 45 def (or cannot get the added 2k defence experience from what lies below), you are not totally excluded. They're are pure boosters that have The Haunted Mine boss and the Witche's House boss. (Although these are hard to find and worst experience since the Experiments (from Witch's House) last 2 forms are not 1x1, and the first form drains your stats a little. The Haunted Mine boss however, is 1x1 but teleports around the room after you get 1 or 2 hits on it, (which is obviously not ideal.) You chose to limit yourself with 1 defence so don't bitch Luring: To get the monsters stacked on top of each other one person from the team has to lure. While one person is luring the rest should always be dd'ing (death dot, basically standing on top of each other.) There is a specific square that 99% of people dd at, and the lurer simply has to simply be placed 1 square north and run back and forth. In this picture the cowhides show were the lurer should be running, he/she simply runs from 1 side to the other side, then doing a cast or two before running back to the other side, and repeating over and over again. When I lure I get about 10-20k xp/hr less magic experience, but overall when everybody takes turns it boosts the xp/hr significantly than if nobody was luring. If you are lazy, are busy irl and just want to afk the whole time, or truly believe in "no xp waste" then you can pay someone on your team to lure for you. This normally costs about 200-250k gp for a trip With the reward points you get you should buy either pure essence, or flax, these items are easy to sell in bulk and are the best items to spend your points on. If you do a full 2 hour trip you should get max points (1,048,575), which makes about 300k profit if you exchange those points into p ess/flax and sell them. You now may be wondering if you can use this method to chin as well, the answer is yes but the Black Knight Titan has very high ranged defence and you will be hitting constant 0s if you hit it directly, although you can hit it indirectly by letting the chin splash on it, people are experimenting with range boosters but there is no alternative boss to BKT yet. Thanks for checking out the guide and if it helped you can leave a like If you need any questions comment on the thread or join "Nmz Magic" cc P.S. Jagex is looking into nerfing it so get inb4.

Hello, today i'm going to make a guide on how to get membership for free while you afk train or bot. The only thing you need to do is invest a bit of time every day! We will be using the site Probux. What is Probux? Probux is a PTC (PaytoClick) site which offers you a daily amount of ads you can view. There are 30 daily exposure ads for 0,001 cents or 3 cent a day There are 4 fixed ads for 0,01 cents or 4 cent a day So a total of 7 cent a day This will take ages? I have to admit the start will take some time. You'll have to get 60 cents to get things rolling. Referrals Here is the most important part of the guide. You have 2 types of referrals you can get. RentedReferrals (RR) or DirectReferrals(DR). DR: These are those guys you need to look for and ask them to join the site (takes alot of work but will earn you a bit more) RR: This is the thing we are looking for once you reached 60 cent you'll be able to hire 3 referrals! These referrals will earn cash for you! All you have to do is your daily clicks and you'll get a part of their income! From here on you just earn another 60 cents and keep REPEAT THIS PROCESS! Tasks and offers There are also tasks and offers for points. tasks will give you straight money and offers will give you Propoints (5000 PP = 5$) Beast mode This will take some time though but if you are really commited and want to earn big time. After you reached 300 RR its worth it to upgrade your account to golden and double your profits! Investing You can add funds to your account after its been active for 15 days. Funds can be used to get RR or upgrade. Although I do not recommend using this. Links Http://www.probux.com/?r=amoeder http://www.probux.com/refspack.php (referral hiring even though you wont need it at the start) NOTE! This guide will not earn you free membership the first month nor do i claimed it to do! Enjoy earning !

This took me so long to make. Please don't judge me </3. 0% experience on GFX.

Hi there, buying a few pips for my new website ive just opened - Need help also orgonising how to add them will pay a small additional fee for that thanks.

bought an account! easy and smooth already made mine money back!

you're

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about tree fiddy

Go to render settings. Then output. Then one of the drop down menus should have png in it. Click that then render it

if you are to old why are you mad then it are just pixels?

ima poop on ur 4hed ked if i c u around my turf

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lol?

Just sold me a bond, quick and clean. Trusted + fast, I recommend this

I'd keep it free, Unless your deciding to add more locations etc.

Bought a bond off this guy! Thanks!

i hope you die

That was quick. Closed

you might wanna cover up your in game name lol

It's all good mate, it's the website's global TOS, just posting it for visibility to potential customers Thread - http://osbot.org/forum/topic/39171-global-tos/

Without a Hand Cannon in 07 it's pretty much useless...

Joshy oh how I have missed you. #SuperSquad

a server that is private

OMFG Welcome back.

It's good to see you back! ^_^

hmm I remember watching that video a while back. Why the late intro

ENTER THE CHATBOX!!! HURRY UP!!

FTFY

Okay here's one ^_^ Boy: *calls to 911* Hello I need your help! 911: Alright calm down, what is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning!!

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican." The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan.."

I would help close friends/family and set them up for life. I'd keep working a job and invest that money I had in order to make money more for my kids etc.