Met up with some friends and the girl I have a crush on came too. We were sitting at food court and I felt my ass on fire so i tried to fart and I feel something drip down my leg. I didn't think much of it but I was walking in front and people were like looking and laughing at me. My friend said dude you got something on your pants and I looked and there was a shit stain on my pants. I ran out of the mall and called my mum to pick me up. I feel so embarrassed and now my friends and the girl I like will ridicule me. Wat do i do guys? Can't face anyone now because it was so embarrassing.

Shit.

Is this for real?

 

If so, tell them it was chocolate! That's what I'd do B) If that fails, move schools!

just go by the number 1 rule in life yolo and you'll be fine

What Gti said :P

The next time you meet them, talk about it and laugh, and say it was chocolate in your back pocket which melted, and you ran off because your pants were sticky.

Kinda don't believe this story as i think i read the same thing on 9gag last week and i don't think the chocolate excuse will work gl tho

screwed.

Try and make it a funny joke.It's already pretty hilarious

Shit happens.

Oh wow, that really sucks, I think I'd just cry

 

Well your mates will  take the piss for awhile, but eventually they'll forget (hopefully)

Tell them you were too polite to go to the bathroom & preferred shitting your pants.

 

Edited August 26, 201312 yr by Skype

lmao

and shit came when i did

SHOW THEM THIS FORUM Lol

Your an idiot... that's what they will say... either get over it or go cry about it... how can you say anything to make it better

 

you shit yourself

l0l fix up how u shittin urself