Okay but you need at least 137 secure proxies, and a laptop. If you use the computer at home we would need to blow up your house because it runs on the same electricity current.
Then burn the laptop after you view this burn the laptop, disolve it in acid and throw the remains in the ocean in a capsule attached to a steel bar to hit the sea floor.
I shit you not, we will both go to jail for a very long time.