February 14, 201610 yr Just remember there are people who's parents are dead. You can always get a girlfriend/boyfriend... can't replace your parents though. Just... look on the bright side ;). *creepily rubs your shoulders from behind* fuck yeah! You know you like that shit. Now look up at me nervously with dem dere puppy dog eyes as I rub the shit out of your shoulders and force you to kneel. Wait what? You know what... Forget that last part. just remember life goes on... or some shit like that... it's not like I care about you guys or anything...*blushes and averts gaze* Ps If you're actually alone and your parents are also dead I am very sorry.
February 14, 201610 yr Not alone and parents alive (winning) Off topic Dem colourful viewers fat girls dont count edit: http://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-loop-Aff4ryYiacUO4 Edited February 14, 201610 yr by moosman1
February 14, 201610 yr I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're goneBut though you're still with meI've been alone all along
February 14, 201610 yr Author I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me I've been alone all along WAKE ME UP!
February 14, 201610 yr I'm in a relationship with someone and they don't even know about it. Could it be worse? :ph34r:
February 14, 201610 yr well we aren't alone, aren't we? we're apart of the happy little family we call osbot community ;)
February 14, 201610 yr Everyone dies. Dead parents at least had sex once. You're still a forever alone virgin.
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