maldesto the turkey

[Scotty]

its coming up to christmas and the turkey's getting fat

 

maldesto is the turkey

 

and im gonna eat him for christmas dinner

 

now the turkey is in the oven

 

maldesto is the turkey

 

he is filled with stuffing

 

yum yum yum maldesto is the turkey

 

it's now christmas day and maldesto comes home

 

im there with my knife and folk

 

he tries to run away but he is the turkey

 

and i begin to eat him with cranberry sauce

 

 

yum yum merry christmas everyone

[PurpleWard]

wtf

[Krys]

10/10

 

would read again.

[Fruity]

Amazing. Merry Christmas! did you get yer secret santa sorted? :xdoge:

[Genii]

wtf

 

[Scotty]

Amazing. Merry Christmas! did you get yer secret santa sorted?

 

going to give stuff away next few days =)

[bob1]

Haha u mad xd

[BurritoBug]

very inspiring scotty sir

[Apaec]

couldn't have put it better myself

[Anne]

wth

[Scotty]

thx friends remember to tell the turkey u love it

[Impensus]

going to give all the stuff away to impensus in the next few days =)

 awh thanks babe

[Acerd]

mfw

[Jordy]

and this is where maldesto starts to question eating turkey ever again.

[Scotty]

xDD nice joke scotty