I think my friends think I masturbate, how do I convince them otherwise :O

[before]

So after school today we were all at our lockers having a chat, and me and somehow the topic got to masturbation. So someone made a joke saying one of our other friends (let's call him Friend 1)(who at the time was unaware of our topic was talking to "Friend 2" also unaware of the topic) was an Olympic masturbator. So we all started laughing and saying "Aww, <friend 1>, that's gross..!". He had no idea what we were talking about, so at the time it was all good. Then my Indian friend said <friend 2> was a gold medalist in the sport. Once again, knowing they had no idea what sport we were talking about (masturbation) we all said "Ewww, <friend 2> that's just gross!!!".

 

Then I took it too far, and said "So <friend 1>, my record is 2hrs did you beat that?" and "So, do your do endurance or speed runs"? and the one that sealed the deal, "Gold medal <friend 2>? Wow, that must be hard...".

 

 

I don't actually masturbate but I think they think I do. (I'm not going to lie I have in the past). How do I convince them I don't, because I seriously think they do

 

If any of you aren't anti-social nerds you'll understand it's kind of awkward.

[Dylan]

err wanking is completely normal infact its prob wierd that u don't... WIERDO

[Apaec]

 

I don't actually masturbate

 

what

[Master Chief]

You don't

 

Who cares if someone thinks you masturbate? Don't most healthy humans anyway? 

[ridnem]

If you are a men you masturbate.

 

i am a men.

[Jams]

be a man and jack off with your friends in the room

[TheReconCheck]

Why would you even be worrying about it? Lmao.

[runebotter]

ahahahahahahah is this a joke? everyone on osbot beats there meat

[Impassive]

Wow. Make sure you make them know you don't masturbate ASAP!! Come up with a list of schemes that could convince them !! 

[Baller]

Well. now thats weird.

I have to say. Weirdest post I've ever seen.

Edited June 17, 2014 by Chris

[Aza]

You are supposed to beat your meat a minimum of 5 times a hour...

<-------- If you need help boobs.

[Nitrousek]

I'm just passing by, don't mind me.

[Funny Nublet]

I don't know how no1s asked you this, how old are you?

[Epsilon]

It's normal if you do, it's normal if you don't, who cares?

[Nickelodeon]

OP have you not heard those stories that if you don't masturbate your semen will dry up and when you try to orgasm it will come out like this: