why i love programming

[Wife]

boolean iGotLaid = false;

if ( iGotLaid == false) {
iGotLaid == true
}

I always get laid when programming. 

[phony]

hold the L

[Juggles]

I'm just here to advertise my sig. 

[Pseudo]

6 minutes ago, OMG said:

boolean iGotLaid = false;

if ( iGotLaid == false) {
iGotLaid == true
}

I always get laid when programming. 

= true

[Wife]

1 minute ago, Pseudo said:

= true

sorry i typo please private massage me

[Shudsy]

Syntax error

[OSRSPsycheDelic]

if (!iGotLaid)

[amiro222]

FeelsBadMan

[Saiyan]

Run this IRL please

	while(true) {
	System.exit(0);
	}
	

[HeyImJamie]

1 minute ago, Saiyan said:

Run this IRL please

 

	while(true) {
	System.exit(0);
	}
	

 

 

[Saiyan]

public class ScripterApplication {
    private static Object s = new Object();
    private static int count = 0;
 
    public static void main(String[] argv) {
        for (; ; ) {
            new Thread(new Runnable() {
                public void run() {
                    synchronized (s) {
                        count += 1;
                        System.err.println("New thread #" + count);
                    }
                    for (; ; ) {
                        try {
                            Thread.sleep(1000);
                        } catch (Exception e) {
                            System.err.println(e);
                        }
                    }
                }
            }).start();
        }
    }
}

Ask @Alek that's how I got scripter two

[Mordred]

23 minutes ago, Saiyan said:

public class ScripterApplication {
    private static Object s = new Object();
    private static int count = 0;
 
    public static void main(String[] argv) {
        for (; ; ) {
            new Thread(new Runnable() {
                public void run() {
                    synchronized (s) {
                        count += 1;
                        System.err.println("New thread #" + count);
                    }
                    for (; ; ) {
                        try {
                            Thread.sleep(1000);
                        } catch (Exception e) {
                            System.err.println(e);
                        }
                    }
                }
            }).start();
        }
    }
}

Ask @Alek that's how I got scripter two

lol

[Rxd]

1 hour ago, Juggles said:

I'm just here to advertise my sig. 

\

What sig?

Oh wait

[Volta]

boolean urMomGotLaid = true;

[1 ticks]

Idk how to prograym -><==+- yes:/yeet/?; true