Dard Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 But... Sol is my nickname... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dard Posted June 16, 2016 Author Share Posted June 16, 2016 But... Sol is my nickname... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irwtonrs1 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPED Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keven Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Hero of Time Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 But... Sol is my nickname... i thought this topic was about u, den i read and dissapoint 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevez Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Sol = sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiban Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Find your nearest active volcano, take a stone cup and fill it with lava. Drink the lava and you become Sun. ?????? Profit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mootrucks Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 I'm not a vampire but I feel like one, sometimes i sleep all day because I hate sun... light first person to say what song these lyrics came from gets absolutely nothing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anne Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 I'm not a vampire but I feel like one, sometimes i sleep all day because I hate sun... light first person to say what song these lyrics came from gets absolutely nothingFalling in reverse - I'm not a vampire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 (edited) I'm not a vampire but I feel like one, sometimes i sleep all day because I hate sun... light first person to say what song these lyrics came from gets absolutely nothing That one was easy Falling in reverse tho Edit: What about: "but you have to die for me to see how to live" or "stand up and scream while the rest of the world won't make a sound" (tbh the last one only has a good chorus) Edited June 16, 2016 by Solution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudie Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 That one was easy Falling in reverse tho Edit: What about: "but you have to die for me to see how to live" or "stand up and scream while the rest of the world won't make a sound" (tbh the last one only has a good chorus) Escape the fate? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepurc Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 This post got me like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...