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This is my ask me almost anything since I am far more interesting/good looking than the current peasants doing these. You can ask me anything from why do hate 90% of gaming communities (Including this one) to why your dad chose to leave your mother. Refrain from asking personal questions that would risk exposing irl info (Such as how did I become so good looking or what's my favorite local yogurt shop) I'll be answering the questions butt my sex slave/chef/maid/bedtime story reading will be typing for me

The rules are the rules. Ban him.

How old were you when you first discovered you love for the male genitals?

Evidence: Obviously I am in the right as shown above, please remove.

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That's 100% bullshit. There are plenty of lies that will never be known from the truth. The whole lies always comes out some some retarded "sage advice" just like "Karma will come back and get them" type shit. Shit happens, some people will get caught up in their lies, others never will.

Do not bother posting or contacting me unless you are extremely trusted.

Look at all these countries with stronger economies breh. Just look at them all

Said a commie

Poland you say? You're welcome.

The fuck you on about son speak up say your mind. This thread is about how great America is not about some fuckin internet trend You will be saying that until the day someone invades your country and big daddy USA has to come to the rescue.

False, he said it's bad to lay with a man the way you lay with a woman. Therefore, since womans don't have dicks and you're not sucking them, it's not the same so it's okay. Go try a dick and let me know how it is You don't like your dick? What in gods name is wrong with you son. Our dick is a divine rod of holiness given unto us by our all knowing creator. And "You have no choice but live with it?" The very tool that allows the human race to continue on existing? That is the most blasphemous thing I have ever heard. Repend thy seens you heathen, for you have revealed yourself as a non-believer. Truly there is no place in the holy kingdom for the likes of you Also physical contact outside the sanctity of marriage is forbidden by our lord, you have lost your path child and I pray that satans grasp on your soul is loosened so that you may be guided to the light

Red white and fuckin blue Greatest god damn country in the world.

Exceedingly unprofessional. They should atleast cite the source of the work they copy and pasted. That is someones ideas/thoughts they formed on their own fruition, then was copied and mascaraed as anothers. On one hand I really don't give a shit, on the other the original author deserves credit for his work.

That ask me style actually exist and it's called "AMAA" as in "Ask Me Almost Anything" Which is what this is.

Ok follow up question How do you know you don't like dick if you never tried it?

Honestly it's best to avoid all confrontation with a bitch, because they will take the bitch way out. It's best to leave them to their own devices and let the problem solve itself Or you could punch them in the mouth if you know them irl that has proven effective time and time again

This isn't Reddit fuckin fite me nerd Also, from what age did you realize you liked dick?

Viet fuckin nam. Congratz on joining the 3-5 of us who can actually consume liquor legally. Ever by Houston swing by and I'll buy you a shot or ten

The perplexities of this paradox truly are remarkable. However if your argument is someone having a predisposition to making an obviously and alarmingly satiric thread as a guideline on someone being a bitch, then I am going to request you seek a doctor immediately and discuss the following matters with him. 1. There appears to be a long phallic shaped object up your ass, perhaps a stick, see about having it removed. 2. You need to ask him about starting a regiment immediately for a full course of anti-bitchodine. It appears you are suffering from BeingABitchSyndrome

Bitch status = confirmed

Do my eyes deceive me? Has he really been permanently banned?

At end of the day I am no different from anybody else. I am the people, and I fight for the people.

I have noticed an influx of "feels" related incidents lately and have been conducting a low-key inquiry into the pandemic of "butt-hurt" that seems to be going on. After many endless nights with only cheap booze and the smell of my sweet Delilahs perfume to keep me going, I have come to an abrupt and inescapable conclusion. Most of the victims, are a product of BeingABitchsyndrome. Now if you're anything like me you want to avoid those who carry this illness, for if it is contagious remains unknown at this point. There are several (albeit not full proof) methods to tell if someone is a bitch and I will go into them here Calculate the amount of time they spend bitching, if it is on average more than one hour a day, they have BeingABitchSyndrome Is there signs of eye watering or other feminine like qualities when they are confronted? Now have you seen them act in a childish manner or throw a fit? Normally they also tend to run to a "mommy" figure when their feelings are hurt As well as a "daddy" figure Maybe they also tend to use a privledge given to them in a selfish way Or sometimes seems to flex rules so that they work out in their favor Now read the first letter of every sentence in this section for another dead giveaway if the person is a bitch So I am hereby starting a non-profit organization around finding and collaborating with like minded non-bitch people in order to form a more perfect society.