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This isn't Reddit fuckin fite me nerd Also, from what age did you realize you liked dick?

Viet fuckin nam. Congratz on joining the 3-5 of us who can actually consume liquor legally. Ever by Houston swing by and I'll buy you a shot or ten

The perplexities of this paradox truly are remarkable. However if your argument is someone having a predisposition to making an obviously and alarmingly satiric thread as a guideline on someone being a bitch, then I am going to request you seek a doctor immediately and discuss the following matters with him. 1. There appears to be a long phallic shaped object up your ass, perhaps a stick, see about having it removed. 2. You need to ask him about starting a regiment immediately for a full course of anti-bitchodine. It appears you are suffering from BeingABitchSyndrome

Bitch status = confirmed

Do my eyes deceive me? Has he really been permanently banned?

At end of the day I am no different from anybody else. I am the people, and I fight for the people.

I have noticed an influx of "feels" related incidents lately and have been conducting a low-key inquiry into the pandemic of "butt-hurt" that seems to be going on. After many endless nights with only cheap booze and the smell of my sweet Delilahs perfume to keep me going, I have come to an abrupt and inescapable conclusion. Most of the victims, are a product of BeingABitchsyndrome. Now if you're anything like me you want to avoid those who carry this illness, for if it is contagious remains unknown at this point. There are several (albeit not full proof) methods to tell if someone is a bitch and I will go into them here Calculate the amount of time they spend bitching, if it is on average more than one hour a day, they have BeingABitchSyndrome Is there signs of eye watering or other feminine like qualities when they are confronted? Now have you seen them act in a childish manner or throw a fit? Normally they also tend to run to a "mommy" figure when their feelings are hurt As well as a "daddy" figure Maybe they also tend to use a privledge given to them in a selfish way Or sometimes seems to flex rules so that they work out in their favor Now read the first letter of every sentence in this section for another dead giveaway if the person is a bitch So I am hereby starting a non-profit organization around finding and collaborating with like minded non-bitch people in order to form a more perfect society.

But a row boat isnt going to cross an ocean

would be knocked out third

would be the second person knocked out

You would be the first one knocked out

At the same time

Judging by all those items, ez bot game. Step up your game pls

Would toss my son into a 100 foot deep well for 2 weeks if he did this. Heathen child Also, bet you ban him when he dad charges back on osbot lolololol

How the fuck was it debit through paypal? Tell your bank your paypal was compromised and you didnt authorize the charge

Dodgy ass practices. Call your credit card company and say you didnt authorize the charge, if its through paypal dispute the payment from them first and say you never recieved your product. But if that fails straight up call your bank and tell them you did not authorize the payment, it will normally be reversed with very little questions asked as long as it was charged as a credit card or credit charge (Not debit)

I for one am looking forward to the new expansion pack in the OSBot Trilogy, Osbot 3:The Return of the Bot. Will buy VIP 10/100

Come at me

Swizzbeats name should accurately reflect his personality. So I hereby petition for Swizzbeats name to be changed to Swizzbitch All those in favor, say I

The weak look upon their superiors with a tangible envy The strong shall stamp out the weak, inferior beings so that they alone may enjoy the fruits of their hard work The lifetime of an ant, compares not to the lifetime of a God.

It was in a dream divined unto me by the almighty that had me bear witness to this undeniable truth. A dream we all will live together, brothers. We shall rise from this mortal coil and walk the heavens.

So the shadows dare to stare into the light!? You TWC scum will find no mercy here! You should flee, scum, before it is too late.

HE WAS TALKING ABOUT $100 DONATORS WE ARE THE MASTER RACE THE ONES WHO TRULY SHALL INHERIT THIS EARTH TURN BACK FROM YOUR HEATHEN WAYS AND REPENT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE THE MASTER RACE HAS ARRIVED

Everybody stand back, I got this

^^^^ These youngins don't get it, prob will have to learn the hard way