I have noticed an influx of "feels" related incidents lately and have been conducting a low-key inquiry into the pandemic of "butt-hurt" that seems to be going on.
After many endless nights with only cheap booze and the smell of my sweet Delilahs perfume to keep me going, I have come to an abrupt and inescapable conclusion.
Most of the victims, are a product of BeingABitchsyndrome.
Now if you're anything like me you want to avoid those who carry this illness, for if it is contagious remains unknown at this point.
There are several (albeit not full proof) methods to tell if someone is a bitch and I will go into them here
Calculate the amount of time they spend bitching, if it is on average more than one hour a day, they have BeingABitchSyndrome
Is there signs of eye watering or other feminine like qualities when they are confronted?
Now have you seen them act in a childish manner or throw a fit?
Normally they also tend to run to a "mommy" figure when their feelings are hurt
As well as a "daddy" figure
Maybe they also tend to use a privledge given to them in a selfish way
Or sometimes seems to flex rules so that they work out in their favor
Now read the first letter of every sentence in this section for another dead giveaway if the person is a bitch
So I am hereby starting a non-profit organization around finding and collaborating with like minded non-bitch people in order to form a more perfect society.