Chuckle Posted May 12, 2016 Posted May 12, 2016 I caught my one eyed kitten winking at my girlfriend last night... I am starting to think something is going on. I know its just a kitten but what if he is trying to replace me.. Photos of Pirate the kitten below am I being crazy.... or should i get rid of him before its to late? 7
EndureCoreNas Posted May 12, 2016 Posted May 12, 2016 You know what has to be done. Don't let morals get in the way of what has to be done to protect your position.
darkdragon Posted May 12, 2016 Posted May 12, 2016 Perform a blood ritual and sacrifice him to the almighty Satan. Then you and your girlfriend have to drink the blood to achieve a bond that will last till eternity
SoMuchDank Posted May 12, 2016 Posted May 12, 2016 Am I the only one that thought when you said one-eyed kitten you were talking about your penis..... I thought this story was going somewhere else
SnowMan Posted May 12, 2016 Posted May 12, 2016 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
September Posted May 12, 2016 Posted May 12, 2016 (edited) Aww its so cute :3 Edited May 12, 2016 by September
oTroll Posted May 12, 2016 Posted May 12, 2016 Nah... you don't need the cat. Send the cat right over to me ;p