May 12, 20169 yr I caught my one eyed kitten winking at my girlfriend last night... I am starting to think something is going on. I know its just a kitten but what if he is trying to replace me.. Photos of Pirate the kitten below am I being crazy.... or should i get rid of him before its to late?
May 12, 20169 yr You know what has to be done. Don't let morals get in the way of what has to be done to protect your position.
May 12, 20169 yr Perform a blood ritual and sacrifice him to the almighty Satan. Then you and your girlfriend have to drink the blood to achieve a bond that will last till eternity
May 12, 20169 yr Am I the only one that thought when you said one-eyed kitten you were talking about your penis..... I thought this story was going somewhere else
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