I think my friends think I masturbate, how do I convince them otherwise :O

[Impassive]

I don't know if you guys picked up, but this guy is just joking. Relax. 

[Scotty]

hey just do what you want and don't listen to anyone

[adc]

 

> I'm 17

 

> I just don't go to a school where having girlfriends or jerking is accepted..

 

 

what

 

the

 

fuck

[Rick]

uhm. isnt mastermating and dating going out with girls make you cool over there dude..what,,  WAKE UP 

[Fantabulous]

You should be more concerned about you being concerned about friends thinking that you're masturbating.

[lolmanden]

Are you and your friends 12 year olds?

[Epsilon]

It's pointless to argue that you don't. People won't believe you and the more you deny it the more they'll think you're lying.

Just go with it.

Parents, on the other hand, they're something entirely different.

 

Unfortunately, my parents have confirmation of my meat massaging. 

[Dashboard]

I sincerely hope this is a troll.

 

Here's a good resource, masturbation is actually healthy and reduces your risk of cancer - http://jackinworld.com/

[Khaleesi]

Masterbating is very natural.

Everyone does it, and yes even 95% of the girls ;)

 

So be normal and have fun with yourself!

[RoomScape]

Unfortunately, my parents have confirmation of my meat massaging.

lol'd. I go to the bathroom and take my phone or tablet and my dad knocks on the door saying what're you doing and what's that sound.

I :lol: and

[Nitrousek]

lol'd. I go to the bathroom and take my phone or tablet and my dad knocks on the door saying what're you doing and what's that sound.

I and

 

Lol, you have weird family. My dad asks me if I need a hand.

[RoomScape]

Lol, you have weird family. My dad asks me if I need a hand.

I mean, I honestly rarely even do it. But most the time I go to the bathroom for a number two and I'm reading or playing a game and stay for a while so my dad goes crazy.

 

I should record him some time, that'd be a YouTube hit.

[Dog_]

dont listen to everyone wanking means that you are not normal plz dont do it and break up with ur friends they r bad people if they r wanking

[Lights]

dont listen to everyone wanking means that you are not normal plz dont do it and break up with ur friends they r bad people if they r wanking

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

masturbation is a SIN 

 

jesus WILL  NOT LOVE u

 

n this is a picthreu that shows u y

[CrisisDesigns]

I've never met anybody over the age of 14 who doesn't masturbate. It's not weird if you masturbate, it's weird if you don't.