If i get matched on tinder

[Rxd]

When i get matched on tinder and start up a conversation, should i start off like?

"Hi"

or go straight into "lets's fuck like a monkey"

 

[Acerd]

bruh

[GPED]

do you spit or swallow?

[Sysm]

Just ask if shes into beastiality if she says yes shes the grill for you 

[Decode]

     

[Harry]

just say waddup wna bang?

[Saiyan]

Start off by saying

 

hi i play runescape

 

get all the women m8

[Epsilon]

you won't ever get a match.

[Dieze]

you won't ever get a match.

This. It's a big IF mate

[Krys]

you won't ever get a match.

 

[razel]

pro tips:

 

be different. don't be that guy that says 'hey what u doin bae, u ok?" 

 

say something different, "what you like to do" "favorite movie" etc

[Emilyy]

coming from a woman.. say: i know how to find your g-spot.....

 

 

 

 

 

         with my toe

 

 

 

thats a winner

[Sysm]

Start off by saying

 

hi i play runescape

 

get all the women m8

[s0x]

Wanna play 21 questions?

 

- Sure

 

1) Nudes?

[Okabe]

coming from a woman.. say: i know how to find your g-spot.....

 

 

 

 

 

         with my toe

 

 

 

thats a winner

Got to try this 1 sec

Edit:

Edit 2:

Got rejected.

Edited June 17, 2016 by Okabe