"Before I know it, he's got both of my peels in his knife-like grip above my bananahead, and he's pinning me to the wall using his knifelips . . . His other knife-hand grabs my banana-hair and yanks down my peel, bringing my face up, and his sharp lips are on mine . . . My banana tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance . . . His knife is against my banana belly."
Fifty Shades of Banana
This is not an original piece. Inspiration was taken from my favourite book, fifty shades of grey.
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