Catastrophe

Welcome #TeamGB

Welcome, glad to have you on the forums

It's a thoughtful idea, but if people can't take the time to look at someone's OSbot profile, I doubt they'll read a thread.

Welcome Simon

150 for sponsor 100 for donor Another 100 for being granted the honour of loaning the great @Catastrophe money.

@Kinetic's entry! It's not done as of yet, he's having problems implementing some things. But just so you guys know what you're up against.

I would like to join, I just need a long time loan of $350. I promise to pay you back between now and December 2052.

pls

Unfortunately that isn't the case, otherwise I'd have $100 donor too

PM

This may not be the thread for you then my friend. I sense the competition here will be fierce. Although I wish you luck in the development of your Graphic Design skills ;)

^ You made a farewell thread, so Mald removed em xd

I remember when we used to allow guides to be sold. Literally within the first week, there were hundreds of disputes, that's not even an exaggeration. 95% of people who bought a guide of some-sort were unhappy. And the sad part is, you can't tell the difference between someone who is genuinely unhappy with their purchase, and someone who is using the guides content but just wants their money back. As for educational services, I believe that it will backfire in the majority of user's faces. For example, if two people purchase an essay on the same subject, the writer is bound to make similar points in the essay, which may lead to an investigation into plagiarism and would ultimately 'fuck' anybody up who had used the service in the past and those planning to utilise it in the future. On-top of the fact that the work standard could be poor and then this will just lead to ridiculous disputes. I personally don't think the sale of anything education-related should be sold in that way. If you cannot complete your own work because you're too lazy or incompetent, then you don't deserve the perks that come with perseverance. Sorry to say, that I'm against the suggestion for these reasons.

rip in pieces

Fictional: Would be the majestic 'Dragon' Non-fictional: The Endangered White Tiger

Farewell. Best of luck with your future endeavors!

Atleast he's not stealing em

See the typo is proof I typed out out mself

I told her to SUCK ON MY GENTLEMANS SHAFT BECAUSE IT AINT GONNA SUCK ITSELF. Her dad told me this; "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." Ignore the white text, I typed it out myself I swear.

I'll buy it mate

This is indeed why. He hasn't scammed anyone, it is simply a precaution, when people aren't registered for long and begin to use the market straight away.

I sense sexual implications? Or 420 blaze it? Idk either way I'm too excited.

I was gone for months and I'm still up there And the sad thing is I don't even leave my comp on anymore, since I haven't botted in a long time. + The time spent online before that feature was even added.