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Catastrophe

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  1. See the typo is proof I typed out out mself
  2. I told her to SUCK ON MY GENTLEMANS SHAFT BECAUSE IT AINT GONNA SUCK ITSELF. Her dad told me this; "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." Ignore the white text, I typed it out myself I swear.
  3. I sense sexual implications? Or 420 blaze it? Idk either way I'm too excited.
  4. I was gone for months and I'm still up there And the sad thing is I don't even leave my comp on anymore, since I haven't botted in a long time. + The time spent online before that feature was even added.
  5. Sorry I'm going to have to IP ban you now. Sexual Harassment is not tolerated,and I don't appreciate you constantly flirting with me, since this thread is obviously directed at me.
  6. He promoted me to Super again. Derp.
  7. Mounting other users is against the rules. What kind of fucking useless moderator doesn't know that.
  8. So I was speaking to @Designer in the chatbox. And he told me he could produce GFX better than that of @DarkzSide (who has made most of the siggies in my spoilers, and the ones I'm using now; including my Red C ava) He also made a bold statement of beating ANYONE when it comes to GFX. So I would like to host a competition similar to that of @Nezz's, the artist who makes me my preferred signature AND avatar (this has to be animated) will receive $40. Since I understand good GFX can be time consuming, the second best will also receive $10 EDIT: In the unlikely event of a tie-break, where I can't decide between the 2 signatures and avatars of 2 particular GFX artists, both of them will receive $30. EDIT: I am looking for the highest-quality GFX on these forums. EDIT: The deadline for all entries is the 8th of May After this, I will decide on the best signature and avatar on the same day. By accepting the money, you are allowing me to use your work. (This includes 2nd) Note: I would prefer to keep a C of some sort in my ava, this isn't compulsory. Be creative. AND NO PAINT GFX, @Scotty and >.> Themes I like; Nature's Oxymoron's (Fire & Ice, Earth and Air, Light and Dark) Nature's wrath (lightning,volcano's,fire etc...) The elements Dragons Night time Fairytail (anime) Winter Catastrophe/Disaster/Tragedy I'll leave this open until I can determine a winner, depending on how long it lasts I may even open a poll.
  9. I hope everything works out fine in your personal life. And I hope your family recover and emerge stronger than ever! When you decide to come back, I'm sure everyone will join me welcoming you with open arms ;)
  10. You guys are spoiled for choice here!
  11. I'm Jamaican. Do with that what you will.
  12. This video actually made me laugh. I watch a lot of his horror game-play videos, but nothing else.
  13. @Raflesia also did the same for me, I will miss him he was a good friend and a good admin. @Raflesia I personally thank you for everything you've done for me and this site, even though I've only met you through the internet I cherish you as a friend. But I also have faith in @Maldesto and @Smart and know that they can overcome any obstacles that face them. So @Smart it's about time you had a red name noob ;) #SuperSquad for life.
  14. That looks excellent, keep up the good work ^^ I might even consider buying from you in the future ;)
  15. He's just being friendly.
  16. @Catastrophe never jokes about High School Musical
  17. Memorize all the lyrics and post a cover video, and I unban.
  18. I buy your script but client not load
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