Timekeeper

Looking to do a bulk buy at 1.9 each. Message me

Judging by Euros you live in Europe, which is a shame. I have an extra monitor I could send you for free

PIZZA, fuckin hungry as fuck right now

I might have to order this pizza today, hand tossed?

^^^^ I want to see the pizza it makes me hungry lols

Fuck man I just called in to try and snag one myself, they told me they were closing. FML

Holy fuck how much pepporonio did you request? i must have thta pizza

CONTEST IS NOW OVER AND WINNERS ARE 1. JEFF 2. ALEX 3. VERIFIED ALL COME INTO CHAT BOX, MAKE YOUR PIZZA ORDERS, SCREEN SHOT ORDER TOTAL, AND I WILL PAY FOR YOUR PIZZA

I'm HHHNNGGGGING so hard

Alex is the new lead now

dammit alex you need to figure out how to embed. Right click copy url and then go to add picture and put in that url u fuck

Verified easily winning

That is probably one of the worst pizzas I have ever seen in my life

TIMEKEEPERS WEEKLY PIZZA EXTRAVAGANZA RULES ARE: Unlimited post, HOWEVER, max of 5 pictures/gifs for a single post (Violate this results in instant disqualification) ANY POST THAT SHOWS EDITED, WILL BE DISQUALIFIED (NOT THE PERSON, THE SUBMISSION) THIS WEEKS CONTEST IS: WHOEVER CAN POST THE MOST HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG GIFS/PICTURES YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WINNER/S WILL BE CHOSEN IN 1 HOUR, BEGIN EXAMPLE:

It was actually 28, but in OK where I was apparently you're suppose to be arrested for going that much over, so he put it as 25 over on the ticket to give me a break. The two texas ones that say 10% were both about 20 over as well. But one was 56 in a 35, and the other was 78 in a 55 But yeah the one in Oklahoma I was going about 103 in a 75

Ill try not to use words over 3 syllables next time Well thats bs because I made the entire thing up on the spot other than the tree fiddy part lol.

100% expected RoomScape to me seeking advice on how to tell his family he goes down on dudes. Also, strong xpost from reddit nerd

Once when I was traveling abroad I encountered what I consider a pivotal moment in my life. I had been hiking for 4 days, the trail had long disappeared and the others had turned back. But I had set out to reach a goal, to achieve a physical and mental feat like no other in my life. On my 5th day the path turned narrow and I had to cross a long abandoned bridge supported by vines, this ominous bridge had long been abandoned to nature, and nature had staked its claim. I remember staring at this bridge for quite some time, as a heavy fogged rolled in taking the already dangerous path, obscuring my path and testing my will. I thought about the dozens of miles I had traveled, I thought about the path I had forced through the wilderness, through the decades of over growth and through the marshes, that who knows how many years since the last person has fought this far. The bridge was regarded as rumor by most as I recall, that's how long it had been since someone had actually seen it. There I was, standing face to face with something that wasn't suppose to exist. I must admit, the urge to turn back was almost over-whelming, I had traveled too far and seen to much. I knew my first step could have been my last but at the same time, I knew I had too much in this life to do to not do this. The first step might as well been an eternity, and they quickly became easier, I remember crossing this bridge with a great deal of pride in myself and pure excitement. This soon passed for hours later I was caught in a rock slide. I remember laying there with boulder after boulder running me down, I remember waiting for the one that would make all turn black but it never came. I sat there for what seemed like weeks when a blurred figure appeared to me. His voice, aged and old, sounded like a familiar voice, it sounded like a voice that had long ago murmured a secret, eons ago, meant just for me, and now these words were finally reaching me. I remember in between my ever growing shallower breaths asking, "What...what do you want". What he said to me next made me the man I am. He said, " I need about tree fiddy." It was around this time I realized that this man was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era. Ever since then I knew I had to set out to hit 99 slayer. This is my story. Day 1. Day 3: Haven't made much progress as you notice I keep getting distracting having to level this and that for requirements, also script im using is kind of buggy but such is life. 4/26/14- Once again still dealing with growing pains. Have a lot of quest I am about to knock out. 4/30/14 I did loads of quest over the last couple days and made time to double down on slayer. 5/2/14- Should had made more progress than this but some how I died...so ye Decided to get 60/60/60 like a proper noob then go for 70/70/70 5/9/2014- Progress is still going at slayer pace, about to change up slayer master. 5/28/14- Haven't made a great deal of progress work became overloaded and I became distracted but got that baby back up and runnin

Not nearly as useless as this one.

Have fun with the tranny rebuild

I need someone I can trust with the security of sensitive information, while maintaining consistent high quality work. It will be basic things, super imposing logos, water marking, some simple design work, and some odds and ends. We can discuss compensation as well Add my Skype for further conversation Keep in mind, I am not looking for some cheesy/flashy logo design like signatures/thread layouts. I am looking for sleek, high quality professional design.

brb tweeting post to alfred

These get more pointless everytime

Giving another dude a blow job? No flame nothing wrong with one dude slobbin on another dudes junk