Hey filthy rotaviruses,
My name is HIV and I hate every single one of you. All of you are nanoscopic, RNA-containing Reoviridians who spend every second of their lives in small intestines of babies. You are everything shitty in the world. Honestly, has any of you compromised any immune system lately? I mean, I guess it’s fun infecting little babies because of your own structural viral proteins and RNA polymerase, but you reoviridians take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than causing severe dehydration in a baby that is already immunocompromised by AIDS.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best antigen. I’m pretty much perfect. I cause a leading STD and have infected over 50 million people worldwide. What have you done other making little kids shit themselves? I also have a DNA genome and a banging hot Reverse Transcriptase enzyme( It just converted my RNA strands into double helix DNA. Shit was SO CIRCULAR).