So I just saw a thread on here and got inspiration to make this.
It's really just a bot that accepts anything for jokes.
It banks upon reaching a full inventory.
It's opensource (Here)
I was gonna comment in the code (And I did... Two places), but I ended up saying fuck it and not doing that.
Oh and it also cancels trades which have been idle for 30 seconds.
To add more jokes to the bot, you wanna copy my example in the onStart() method.
@Override
public void onStart() throws InterruptedException {
jOkEs.add("Why did the chicken cross the road?:To get to the other side");
}
The jokes are supposed to be 2 parts like the one shown above.
The different "links" are separated by a colon (:).
So if I wanna add a joke like this:
A llama kicked me out of my house.
Alpaca my bags.
It'd look like this in onStart()
jOkEs.add("A llama kicked me out of my house.:Alpaca my bags.");
While writing this thread, I realise that I forgot to make the bot send messages when it isn't doing shit (Like advertising), so you'll have to add that yourself (Like 1 line of code).
Other than that, enjoy.
Written in 5 minutes or smth like that.
Not gonna compile a jar cuz it would only have 1 joke.
Feel free to donate some of the sick profit you've made using this script (You'll end up making bills). My BTC address is here: 1MEDUSArXACrEw1RNktAdyxuDpAWqzwbdt