1. I have over 200 posts (Obviously forum no life)
2. I prove to have a ton of logic in most situations in life.
4. I have made over two people laugh in this community
5. I am Smart's accountant and have attempted to be Jay Z's accountant
6. I am obviously active and keep the community on track.
7. I HAVE GIVEN THE COMMUNITY SO MANY THINGS, ex: AIO banana collecter w/mcmark support
8. who else can do 20 pullups except smart (he's mod for a reason)
9. I have the most threads in spam, i need a award
10. i'm bored
11. i'm a skilled swimmer when it comes to swimming in stacks
12. i have the best memes and funniest material
13. i take haters down with absolute swiftness
14. reason 8
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