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My short lived career as an entertainer for Children's Birthday parties

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NoahTheWeebWolf
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>Be me

>22 years old

>Law School Student

>broke as fuck

>feels bad man

>On my way to class

>See a flyer

>$500 to sing at some kids 5th birthday

>Fuck yes.jpg

>Meet the boys mother

>Total Milf

>10/10 would court

>Can't stop staring at her tiddies

>She asks me if I can sing like cookie monster

>Still starring at heavenly rack

>Like what you say anon?

>*leans in and whispers*

>If you do well there's more to be seen ;)

>Nosebleed.exe

>Birthday party comes

>get up on stage

>Black and white face paint and all

>Starts to sing Cannibal Corpse

>Kids enjoying it

>feels good man

>Suddenly

>Anon what the fuck is this shit

>Does this displease you my mistress?

>This isn't age appropriate!!

>Starts to come up with lawyerly excuse

>Well you never said I couldn't sing death metal

>Checkmate bitch.png

>Fuck off anon

>No tits for you!

>Can I at least get my $500?

>Whips out tits and squeeze breast milk in my face

>AH KILLER TIDDIES!

>Walk home in shame

>MFW no $500 and super happy late fun time with MILF =(.

 

Like dis if you cri every tim

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    lol wtf did I just read

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    lol wtf did I just read

    The lonely life of a traveling merchant/Law school student.

    looking for a qt 3.14 Wisewolf gf.

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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    AH KILLER TIDDIES!

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