NoahTheWeebWolf Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 >Be me >22 years old >Law School Student >broke as fuck >feels bad man >On my way to class >See a flyer >$500 to sing at some kids 5th birthday >Fuck yes.jpg >Meet the boys mother >Total Milf >10/10 would court >Can't stop staring at her tiddies >She asks me if I can sing like cookie monster >Still starring at heavenly rack >Like what you say anon? >*leans in and whispers* >If you do well there's more to be seen ;) >Nosebleed.exe >Birthday party comes >get up on stage >Black and white face paint and all >Starts to sing Cannibal Corpse >Kids enjoying it >feels good man >Suddenly >Anon what the fuck is this shit >Does this displease you my mistress? >This isn't age appropriate!! >Starts to come up with lawyerly excuse >Well you never said I couldn't sing death metal >Checkmate bitch.png >Fuck off anon >No tits for you! >Can I at least get my $500? >Whips out tits and squeeze breast milk in my face >AH KILLER TIDDIES! >Walk home in shame >MFW no $500 and super happy late fun time with MILF =(. Like dis if you cri every tim 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decode Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 No words.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razel Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 no tldr? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keven Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 +1 Legit story and well told. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of Time Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus1 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 no tldr? No need, its worth the read 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoahTheWeebWolf Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 No need, its worth the read Thank you jesus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1 ticks Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 this inspirational story kept me from cutting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volta Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 lol wtf did I just read 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoahTheWeebWolf Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 lol wtf did I just read The lonely life of a traveling merchant/Law school student. looking for a qt 3.14 Wisewolf gf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobrocket Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Maldesto Posted October 31, 2015 Administrator Share Posted October 31, 2015 I felt as I was reading erotica. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 AH KILLER TIDDIES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
