NoahTheWeebWolf Posted October 31, 2015 Posted October 31, 2015 >Be me >22 years old >Law School Student >broke as fuck >feels bad man >On my way to class >See a flyer >$500 to sing at some kids 5th birthday >Fuck yes.jpg >Meet the boys mother >Total Milf >10/10 would court >Can't stop staring at her tiddies >She asks me if I can sing like cookie monster >Still starring at heavenly rack >Like what you say anon? >*leans in and whispers* >If you do well there's more to be seen ;) >Nosebleed.exe >Birthday party comes >get up on stage >Black and white face paint and all >Starts to sing Cannibal Corpse >Kids enjoying it >feels good man >Suddenly >Anon what the fuck is this shit >Does this displease you my mistress? >This isn't age appropriate!! >Starts to come up with lawyerly excuse >Well you never said I couldn't sing death metal >Checkmate bitch.png >Fuck off anon >No tits for you! >Can I at least get my $500? >Whips out tits and squeeze breast milk in my face >AH KILLER TIDDIES! >Walk home in shame >MFW no $500 and super happy late fun time with MILF =(. Like dis if you cri every tim 10
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