Bobrocket Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Context: there's this cute girl who gets on my bus and I'm like 80% certain she doesn't have many friends and I want some pussy Give me your best pick up line. Here's mine: Hey, can you fill out a quick survey for me? 2
Bobrocket Posted October 24, 2015 Author Posted October 24, 2015 I use the solid, Hi I'm ____. Pretty shit lad I have to have something punchy for the bus u feel 1
Genii Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Pretty shit lad I have to have something punchy for the bus u feel Mine always works solidly, I promise.
Saiyan Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 When it rains say to her "I'll kiss you in the rain to make you twice as wet" ^ Works all the time <------ GETS PUSSY EVERYDAY 3
Sky Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Smack her on the ass and tell her you thought she was someone else
daamurda Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 tell her your no taxidermist, but ull stuff that pussy 1
toke up069 Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 ask her if she is a good cuddeler, then inform her if she is she can join ur clan, provided she makes the cut that is right?
Woody Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 "If I asked you if you would have sex with me, would the answer be the some this question?" Works 95% and youll get some smooth pussy. The other 5% are girls who are too retarded ti answer; the question makes their brain explode.
Fantabulous Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 -Hey, do you have a twin sister? -No why? -Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world insert d
Volta Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 When it rains say to her "I'll kiss you in the rain to make you twice as wet" ^ Works all the time <------ GETS PUSSY EVERYDAY o @Saiyan goes super saiyan on them hoes ! 1
Grizzmudo Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Hey, you remind me of a star. 'Cus you're only pretty from far away.