Bobrocket Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Context: there's this cute girl who gets on my bus and I'm like 80% certain she doesn't have many friends and I want some pussy Give me your best pick up line. Here's mine: Hey, can you fill out a quick survey for me? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genii Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I use the solid, Hi I'm ____. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobrocket Posted October 24, 2015 Author Share Posted October 24, 2015 I use the solid, Hi I'm ____. Pretty shit lad I have to have something punchy for the bus u feel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genii Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Pretty shit lad I have to have something punchy for the bus u feel Mine always works solidly, I promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Hi, I want to show you my d long special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saiyan Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 When it rains say to her "I'll kiss you in the rain to make you twice as wet" ^ Works all the time <------ GETS PUSSY EVERYDAY 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Smack her on the ass and tell her you thought she was someone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arctic Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daamurda Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 tell her your no taxidermist, but ull stuff that pussy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toke up069 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 ask her if she is a good cuddeler, then inform her if she is she can join ur clan, provided she makes the cut that is right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 "If I asked you if you would have sex with me, would the answer be the some this question?" Works 95% and youll get some smooth pussy. The other 5% are girls who are too retarded ti answer; the question makes their brain explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantabulous Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 -Hey, do you have a twin sister? -No why? -Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world insert d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keven Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 "My penis is dead. Can I bury it up your ass?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volta Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 When it rains say to her "I'll kiss you in the rain to make you twice as wet" ^ Works all the time <------ GETS PUSSY EVERYDAY o @Saiyan goes super saiyan on them hoes ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzmudo Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Hey, you remind me of a star. 'Cus you're only pretty from far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
