Who can beat this for the worst day ever?

[Varc]

Fuck y'all where the sympathy, i could lose my 9 inch shaft because of this

[Jake]

Stop fucking plants.

 

I live near this mountain that has alot of poison oak and if you get it on you, you dont know till its too late.. Say it brushed against your hand, and you had to touch your dick to pee or w/e, now the oils are on your dick and you should know from there.

[Pain]

pffft Getting Banned is Way painful 

 

Edited June 9, 2015 by Pain

[Botre]

@OP: unless you have tiny little anuses in the middle of your face they are called sinuses not synasses.

I live near this mountain that has alot of poison oak and if you get it on you, you dont know till its too late.. Say it brushed against your hand, and you had to touch your dick to pee or w/e, now the oils are on your dick and you should know from there.

 

Oh my bad, I actually thought you were a plantfucker.

[NoahTheWeebWolf]

Fuck y'all where the sympathy, i could lose my 4 inch shaft because of this.

Woah noticed a typo there! It's all good I corrected it .

 

I am just messing with you varc the shark ;)

@OP: unless you have tiny little anuses in the middle of your face they are called sinuses not synasses.

 

Oh my bad, I actually thought you were a plantfucker.

Tree hugger? More like tree fucker!

[Kyle]

rip johnson,

[Uchiha Sasuke]

When I have time to speak to you, i'll tell you about my day.

I don't even want to imagine what unspeakable horrors occurred in your day.

[Scotty]

i had 25k poker chips and lost them all

[Specter]

Sounds like you have earned your beer after day like that

[Volta]

When I have time to speak to you, i'll tell you about my day.

 

I don't even want to imagine what unspeakable horrors occurred in your day.

 

They are kinky.

Dbuffed's day in a nutshell:

 

[Terced]

Fuck y'all where the sympathy, i could lose my 4 inch shaft because of this

 

 

Woah noticed a typo there! It's all good I corrected it .

 

[Apaec]

i could lose my 9 inch shaft because of this

 

more like 9 itch

[Blazed]

My worst day ever was leaving my stoop...

[chaaazza]

damn, whenever i have a cold i go in the sauna at the gym and put olbas in the heater so it clears your throat and nose up etc...

however i once rubbed my eyes after applying it, i thought i had gone blind. that shit burns bad! i dread to think how it feels on your charred dick

sorry to hear man!

[tyoui]

I think spilling water on your dick would make anyones day bad.