NoahTheWeebWolf Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Personally I like to wear tights sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealSwaps Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I throw myself into a patch of dirt and pretend im a carrot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fixthissite Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I sometimes put toilet paper in the toilet before I take a dookie to ensure the water doesn't hit my bum. Science ;) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volta Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I sometimes put toilet paper in the toilet before I take a dookie to ensure the water doesn't hit my bum. Science Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysteryy Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) I sometimes put toilet paper in the toilet before I take a dookie to ensure the water doesn't hit my bum. Science If you use toilet seat covers it also reduces the splash alot. Like put one in the toilet. it really does Edited May 7, 2015 by Mysteryy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Stare at butts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurritoBug Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 smok w33d 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I masterbate.... 4-5 times daily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I sometimes put toilet paper in the toilet before I take a dookie to ensure the water doesn't hit my bum. Science Woah. Seriously I will do thus now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 My job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomedesto Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Sometimes when I'm home alone I put ice cubes in my mouth, blow cold air on things and pretend I'm a refrigerator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alek Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I eat cold soup from a can because I'm lazy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeZurk Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 masturbate with the door wide open, livin' life on the edge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dexterr Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I sometimes cover myself in vaseline then scooot around on the floor pretending I'm a slug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Take off all my clothes when I go for runs on a secluded trail through the woods. Hardly anybody out there and god damn its refreshing.If I ever run into someone else out there I plan on hauling ass into the heavily wooded area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
