Personally I like to wear tights sometimes.

I throw myself into a patch of dirt and pretend im a carrot

I sometimes put toilet paper in the toilet before I take a dookie to ensure the water doesn't hit my bum.

 

Science ;)

I sometimes put toilet paper in the toilet before I take a dookie to ensure the water doesn't hit my bum.

 

Science

I sometimes put toilet paper in the toilet before I take a dookie to ensure the water doesn't hit my bum.

 

Science

 

 

If you use toilet seat covers it also reduces the splash alot. Like put one in the toilet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it really does

Edited May 7, 201510 yr by Mysteryy

Stare at butts

smok w33d

I masterbate.... 4-5 times daily

I sometimes put toilet paper in the toilet before I take a dookie to ensure the water doesn't hit my bum.

 

Science

 

Woah. Seriously I will do thus now

My job

Sometimes when I'm home alone I put ice cubes in my mouth, blow cold air on things and pretend I'm a refrigerator.

I eat cold soup from a can because I'm lazy. 

masturbate with the door wide open, livin' life on the edge

I sometimes cover myself in vaseline then scooot around on the floor pretending I'm a slug

Take off all my clothes when I go for runs on a secluded trail through the woods. Hardly anybody out there and god damn its refreshing.
If I ever run into someone else out there I plan on hauling ass into the heavily wooded area.