TheRealSwaps Posted May 7, 2015 Posted May 7, 2015 I throw myself into a patch of dirt and pretend im a carrot
fixthissite Posted May 7, 2015 Posted May 7, 2015 I sometimes put toilet paper in the toilet before I take a dookie to ensure the water doesn't hit my bum. Science ;) 5
Volta Posted May 7, 2015 Posted May 7, 2015 I sometimes put toilet paper in the toilet before I take a dookie to ensure the water doesn't hit my bum. Science
Mysteryy Posted May 7, 2015 Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) I sometimes put toilet paper in the toilet before I take a dookie to ensure the water doesn't hit my bum. Science If you use toilet seat covers it also reduces the splash alot. Like put one in the toilet. it really does Edited May 7, 2015 by Mysteryy 1
Baller Posted May 7, 2015 Posted May 7, 2015 I sometimes put toilet paper in the toilet before I take a dookie to ensure the water doesn't hit my bum. Science Woah. Seriously I will do thus now
Gnomedesto Posted May 7, 2015 Posted May 7, 2015 Sometimes when I'm home alone I put ice cubes in my mouth, blow cold air on things and pretend I'm a refrigerator.
BeZurk Posted May 7, 2015 Posted May 7, 2015 masturbate with the door wide open, livin' life on the edge
dexterr Posted May 7, 2015 Posted May 7, 2015 I sometimes cover myself in vaseline then scooot around on the floor pretending I'm a slug
Fused Posted May 7, 2015 Posted May 7, 2015 Take off all my clothes when I go for runs on a secluded trail through the woods. Hardly anybody out there and god damn its refreshing.If I ever run into someone else out there I plan on hauling ass into the heavily wooded area.
