Alright story time.

 

I went to lunch today and my friend snapchats me and said he wanted to hangout today after his classes. I said "Ok, I'm hanging out with Jaqueline today but I'll see if I can make time." (Jaqueline is my girlfriend) He then said he wanted to hang out at 3. I replied, "I'll probably be with Jaqueline then. My dad wants to go to dinner with me and also grocery shopping after. Let's just hang tomorrow." (My dad is going out of town for a week so I'll have the place to myself - that's why we're going grocery shopping tonight"

 

Anyway day goes on and gf comes over and we're in my bed making out and stuff like always and then I get a snapchat from my friend. I didn't want to check it because it would kill the mood but my gf insisted because she thinks this guy is nice and doesn't like when I ignore him. So I check it and it said "When are you clming home?" (exact spelling). I replied, with a picture of my gf and I in my bed, "I'm in my bed right now." He replied "Your at your house" (still, exact spelling). I replied, sarcastically, "No, I brought my bed to Jackie's." and he topped it off by saying "When are you coming home" 

*facepalm*

 

I just ignored him then and my gf and I laughed about it and continued. Anyway time passed and here are our texts now:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah I just wanted to share that with you. 

 

 

 

TL;DR : I have a retarded and annoying friend.

 

Anyone else have a friend like this?

naw, i don't befriend annoying retards

 

jk, i dont even have friends.

Yh no

I don't hang out with people with an IQ below 85 :p

Why are you leaking our private convos m8

No, if somebody annoys me I don't befriend them.

How did you even end up becoming friends with him?

You talk to your guy friends with snapchat? How homo.

Yea I do have one, but not as bad haha

You talk to your guy friends with snapchat? How homo.

 

Now we're asking ourselves the real questions.

naw, i don't befriend annoying retards

 

jk, i dont even have friends.

 

Who needs friends anyway?

http://osbot.org/forum/topic/51042-phr33-you-dont-want-friends-neither-do-i/

 

How did you even end up becoming friends with him?

Neighbor + my friend since elementary school

naw, i don't befriend annoying retards

 

jk, i dont even have friends.

same

my friends near by just come to my house if i ignore their calls and texts - they know me too well

oh stop whining and get the hang of the situation.