How to get treated like a king for 2 euros

[Wife]

Someone hinted me with this, but if you have more than 2 euros of money and are currently located in Venezuela they will treat you as a king. 

So, you wont see me for a while - im off to Venezuela to live like a king for only 2€ / month. I can only imagine what my median wage can get me there.. 

[B3NJ]

Living like a king.. Sleeping on floors and eating oats 7 meals a day.. 

[Guest]

But yet they are not offering you sucky sucky 10 cents on top?

Not worth the trip, just the king title alone is no longer enough.

[Samuxd]

 

1 hour ago, wife_beater said:

Someone hinted me with this, but if you have more than 2 euros of money and are currently located in Venezuela they will treat you as a king. 

 So, you wont see me for a while - im off to Venezuela to live like a king for only 2€ / month. I can only imagine what my median wage can get me there.. 

with 2 euros here u can buy like 6 box of cigarretes, do you think you can be a king with that?
The minimun salary here its like 2$ and that's not enough for any shit, the one who gets life on minimum salary its fucked here

[Samuxd]

But with botting/scripting u can live well.

[abelytoox]

Actually 2 € is a normal is the normal profit of a salary man in the whole month...

TECHNICALLY you could buy a 100M^2 apartament with only 7000USD and a Toyota car by 1500USD.

And it happens becuase theres not future in that country thats why the ppl do anything for a few USD to scape of that hell, that country is going down, ppl starving on the streets, robberies everywhere, kidnappings everytime... Isnt a nice place to stay.

[Rxd]

The fuck? 2$ wont even buy you a bottle of water at the gas station lmfao

 

50 minutes ago, Samuxdark said:

 

with 2 euros here u can buy like 6 box of cigarretes, do you think you can be a king with that?
The minimun salary here its like 2$ and that's not enough for any shit, the one who gets life on minimum salary its fucked here

Where do you live?

 

[Samuxd]

39 minutes ago, Rxd said:

The fuck? 2$ wont even buy you a bottle of water at the gas station lmfao

 

Where do you live?

 

To the west of Venezuela almost bordering on Colombia

Edited June 24, 2018 by Samuxdark

[PKDealer]

Not funny mamaguevo

[kyukyu]

rip venezuela's economy, weight your currency :x

[BotRS123]

Sounds enticing, but something feels off.

[ez11]

21 minutes ago, BotRS123 said:

Sounds enticing, but something feels off.

because its just wrong

what are you gonna buy with your 2 dollars down there? the entire countries economy is garbage and anything that you would want would have to be imported which costs more money again.

Maybe you can buy used shit and local food but overall it would be better to just go to any other cheap country

[PKDealer]

39 minutes ago, ez11 said:

because its just wrong

what are you gonna buy with your 2 dollars down there? the entire countries economy is garbage and anything that you would want would have to be imported which costs more money again.

Maybe you can buy used shit and local food but overall it would be better to just go to any other cheap country

this man knows his stuff

[Samuxd]

Basically the problem of Venezuela its the big external debt caused by the fucking politicians/dictators that administer the government, that debt causes several international blockings avoiding able to import and export anything. Cuz this country have a big potencial, more than anything petroleum, turism, gastronomy, agricultural production and much more but mentioning again the fucking idiots that are administering these things (the goverment) they just care about their "socialism" (disguised comunism) also thing they dont care of either... They just care of stealing all the money... 

[Samuxd]

so, in summary if u come here with a sniper and with a good way to avoid the guards (that are retards), and if u can pierce in the middle of the forehead of the president with a bullet like happened with Kennedy u will be the New Real King of this shit for sure!

Edited June 26, 2018 by Samuxdark