You can only choose between 2 genders, male and female but I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Admins pls fix

And I taught that sexism in any form is not acceptable in these forums  

this form of mild autism is acceptable, 5/7

 

i sexually identify as a toaster

i sexually identify as a bitcoin

Fixed it for you :p

 

Edited May 22, 20178 yr by Casterwave

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I remember correcting someone on the copy pasta before, and I'll correct them again. It's an AGM-114. The person who originally wrote this like 10 years ago made a typo.

4 minutes ago, Alek said:

I remember correcting someone on the copy pasta before, and I'll correct them again. It's an AGM-114. The person who originally wrote this like 10 years ago made a typo.

 

39 minutes ago, M1tch said:

i sexually identify as a toaster

Wait, you were the "thing" I've put my dick in? 

LMAO xD