RDM Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Off topic: took today off since my back is killing me On topic: My girlfriend has been asking me if she can get a kitten for the last few months. Today i finally said yes because 1. it'll make her happier since she suffers from depression, and 2. it's cheaper than having a kid. Is the kitten going to kill me in my sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lulu Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Why would a kitten kill you in your sleep smh attentionseeker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDM Posted April 19, 2017 Author Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, sphairai said: Why would a kitten kill you in your sleep smh attentionseeker iv only ever had dogs, and cats are assholes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wozzo50 Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just trade it in for death runes once it grows into a cat and you should be fine. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fstyle Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 yes. yes it will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aloevera Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, RDM said: cats are assholes You already answered your own question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arjen Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 i would kill you in your sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanged Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 hour ago, RDM said: Off topic: took today off since my back is killing me On topic: My girlfriend has been asking me if she can get a kitten for the last few months. Today i finally said yes because 1. it'll make her happier since she suffers from depression, and 2. it's cheaper than having a kid. Is the kitten going to kill me in my sleep? If she is depressed ask her psychologist if it is appropriate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 No a kitten won't solve her problems, you should actually ask her what's wrong and try to fix that instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decode Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 11 minutes ago, sphairai said: Why would a kitten kill you in your sleep smh attentionseeker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undefeated Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Are you going to kill the kitten in your sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Is she depressed cuz she with u orrrrr 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mio Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Tom said: Is she depressed cuz she with u orrrrr 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1 ticks Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Cats are like fathers I've never had one, so i don't know what it's like. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Pizza would be a better option. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...