Off topic: took today off since my back is killing me

On topic: My girlfriend has been asking me if she can get a kitten for the last few months. Today i finally said yes because 1. it'll make her happier since she suffers from depression, and 2. it's cheaper than having a kid.

 

Is the kitten going to kill me in my sleep?

Why would a kitten kill you in your sleep smh attentionseeker

Just now, sphairai said:

Why would a kitten kill you in your sleep smh attentionseeker

iv only ever had dogs, and cats are assholes

Just trade it in for death runes once it grows into a cat and you should be fine.

yes. yes it will.

4 minutes ago, RDM said:

cats are assholes

You already answered your own question

i would kill you in your sleep

1 hour ago, RDM said:

Off topic: took today off since my back is killing me

On topic: My girlfriend has been asking me if she can get a kitten for the last few months. Today i finally said yes because 1. it'll make her happier since she suffers from depression, and 2. it's cheaper than having a kid.

 

Is the kitten going to kill me in my sleep?

 

If she is depressed ask her psychologist if it is appropriate 

No a kitten won't solve her problems, you should actually ask her what's wrong and try to fix that instead

11 minutes ago, sphairai said:

Why would a kitten kill you in your sleep smh attentionseeker

 

Are you going to kill the kitten in your sleep?

 

Is she depressed cuz she with u orrrrr

1 minute ago, Tom said:

Is she depressed cuz she with u orrrrr

 

Cats are like fathers

 

 

 

I've never had one, so i don't know what it's like. 

Pizza would be a better option.