Well then this isn't the program for you, lmao. Anyways, I'm banned for 2 days so I can't occupy my time on RuneScape, so I took 3 minutes to make this funny little batch file. It's a fake ddoser, meant to trick inexperienced computer users into thinking it is a powerful program. Use this to prank your little siblings or something, or just open it and laugh and then go about your day.
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