Mustikurupt

Awwww yeaaahh, loving this update, i did notice the Magic scripts were a bit off, it's working better now though. Thanks for the update guys

They're retarded, i still got the 4s, i hate the ios 7 though

Lol stupid Hellen Wong

I'm having terminal cancer because of this post

inb4 Jagex bans you for being reported too much

Probably some fanboy xD

Depends on the account, if it's fresh then it's a ban within a few hours. If it's not and you switch up your skills and bot a decent amount of hours, you'll be fine.

This song makes me creampie all over my cats face

lmao it's a conspircay

looooooool i knew these answers would not be serious, they're all roasting me lol Bro, there's a golden rule, you don't pay for the cow if you can get the milk for free. As for the fap question, i don't know how. All i know is i'm sick of it and i want the real thing, can't spend my time wanking off to the damn iphone lol. I got a few nudes from a few female ''friends'' i have known online, keep them as my trophy pics, like to look at them from time to time to stroke my ego. lmao i'm old enough for clubs but it's not my area. Not to mention i don't drink. I heard about Tinder, used it for about 10 minutes and deleted it afterwards. Confusing piece of shit, i'm not hitting up on these virtual cyber cunts, they probably get 1500 messages a day, can't be bothered to be a victim of the ''Read'' syndrome Meh, i tried it when i was 14, oddly enough they never responded back, such a shame.

I get those all the time, annoying as hell

Bro i'm not living in USA, hence my question to begin with

lol they fucking charge money and the profiles are probably fake. I did go to one of those sites, but i was being spammed by men wanting to give me a BJ or they wanted me to fuck their wife, never going there again. lol Skype

As part of my ongoing ''No fap'' challenge, i need to indulge myself in some activities. I can't think of any places where i can meet some really easy women, i don't care how slutty they are, just as long as everything goes really quickly. If you got any suggestions except parties and bars, would be helpful. Keep in mind, i don't like to walk up to some random girl at the mall and try to hit her up, not my style. Not to mention creepy. Thanks for any helpful tips.

He was banned? Weird

I used to watch this as a kid, if some of you know what i'm talking about post please, the nostalgia bros

Saw this on Yahoo Answers, it made me laugh so hard "Sex is when you stand over them and stroke your stiff manmeat over her face. Making love is blowing a hot goo load into their vagina." I must say it sounds very accurate. I'll go practice this on a random girl when she's sleeping, only i will jizz in her eyes instead for more effect, brb.

My thoughts exactly

lol i watched porn for the first time at 12 and i never fapped even then, just thought watching it was magic

This will be one of the most difficult challenges that i have ever done in my life. Basically you know how it works. I have already started since Sunday, 7th of September 2014 and will be using any kind of methods to not indulge into that activity. I have been doing this shit since i was 16 and now i'm 22, feeling like it's not really meaningful anymore. I will not be using any type of herbs, even though i have personally used a few of these that actually helped for like 3 days straight with one dose of that shit.The urge was completely gone. I'll probably be posting updates as well, on my progress. I'm not sure how long i will do this, it might be forever, who knows. Wish me luck.

Hahahahahaha fail bot, hilarious convo though [9:06:16 PM] Gilgad: swizzbeat would like a nice deepthroat, it goes 1" deep, you can manage --- LMAO

lmao

Awesome

"Oh my God, oh she's killing my vibe, oh she's killing my vibe"

This was pretty funny and damn accurate as well, not sure why lol https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=667900749921353&set=vb.100001043010743&type=2&theater