Wow, now I'm not a Grammar Nazi before, you didn't read the whole thing.
my bed*
PS. My dick is fine, I had to go to the hospital and get check out, I assumed I would be given a pill or medicine to relax the bloodflow back into place but my nurse was horny and just straightened it in her mouth. Thanks for your concerns everyone.
PS. PS. Free healthcare in Canada, no charge at ER.