I can't keep lying to myself and everyone anymore.
I am not just the regular OSD genius I pretend to be, I am indeed also Maldesto's father.
I'm not sure whether he's aware of this fact, if not... son, papa is extremely proud of you.
I hope you won't treat me differently now that the truth is out, feel free to ask any questions and I'll try to answer them honestly.
Sincerely, Maldesto Senior.
Me and junior a couple of years ago at the beach.
Me and junior playing runescape classic for the first time.