In rs classic I had two girlfriends but then they met each other in the pub at varrock and both started talking about their boyfriend, and then they soon figured out I was double dipping. They both wanted rid of me after that, although I got back in with my favourite one after I gave her brother an adamant platebody to talk to her and say I'm sorry.
Every single word is true, except in hindsight they may not have actually been females...I was a wee 7-8 year old boy leave me alone.
Edit: I only read the title, not the money making part, rip.