NoahTheWeebWolf

Think about it... They're all so busy pretending to be little boys and girls online. At some point there must be some of them who think they're talking to a little kid but it's actually grown ass dude(or woman in some cases). It'd serve them right if that happen so they can get a look in the mirror of how effing creepy they are.

When you bust a nut and she still sucking!

Guys I am just joking around. I know America isn't the only place in the world.

Bark with me if you're my dog! Seriously who the elf lives in/near the Midwest? I am in Minneapolis Minnesota going to the University of Minnesota Law School starting on the 8th. Already moved in yesterday from Rhode Island I only have a few more things to sort in my room, and I am done.

That's what I am here for ;). It was an inside job! Andrew Jackson was a cannibal!

It means......... Jet fuel can't melt steal beams. Side note: Bitching signature Homura=best magical girl

I only get 60-70k xp per hour. Mith darts,rapid fire normal guthans. been doing that since 74(started with arma cbow and broad bolts and that got me 40k xp). Id love to hear how everyone keeps getting 100k xp per hour.

How does chinning work? How many red chins and prayer pots get used per hour? What about xp per hour? I am 53 prayers, by the way(I can get 70+ if needed). Thanks in advance

I don't know what I am doing wrong. I have full void,archer ring(I),Fury amulet,Ranger boots,Mith darts and scales. 60k xp is what I get and then I hear people talk about 120k xp an hour and I wish I knew how. I do rapid mode and I used to stand in the center(I like the corners better but for some reason I always get kicked out not sure if inactivity or dc). I also do guthans normal mode and 1000 absorption points last me 30 minutes(99 hp and 99 defense). If I do chinning odds are I will pay someone trustworthy to do it.

What if I told you... You're actually a cupcake and not a muffin. *X files theme*

Botre called he wants his joke back

Long story short Aliens are attacking the city My friend pilots a powerful giant robot designed specifically to defeat them Right now he wont stop talking about how much he hates his dad and he's just crying in the corner listening to his walkman. I tried to cheer him up but he just keeps repeating how he musn't run away. How can I make him quit acting like a little bitch and save the city? Thanks

Ayy b0ss

I read this as My favorite hymen o.0

Nope 60k for me =(. I do normal guthans and rapid mode. Absorption points only last 30 minutes it's decent afk but not good for long term.

There's no chance I am going to bot on this account. This is my main, 1700+ total level and max combat(Except range and prayer).

I am roughly 70k away from 85 range. I am starting to really dislike nmz for range training. I am aware chinning is the fastest range xp method but if I am not mistaken quite expensive. However I have spent quite a lot on mithril darts(still have 100k mith darts left which is just about enough for the remaining 10m xp). Not to mention zulrah scales(I have like 70-80k left). I wonder if I should just sell them and get red chins and prayer pots instead. Please let me know which is more expensive(I assume chinning). If chinning how much more expensive and is it worth it? Also how much chins(which type) and how many prayer pots(level 53 prayer could easily go higher if need be just let me know). Thanks in advance

Scotty2Naughty 2k15!!!

Bruh...

Dang... That's one dank maymay brother man.

For me it's simple Real life: Not really outgoing and I am way more serious than I am online(I still joke around but there's a filter of course). Online: A bit more able to talk, and I love spam! That's not to be confused with that canned meat in the grocery store. No I mean posting dank memes ironically and sharing the unusual thoughts I have in my mind while surfing the interwebs. Now your turn what are you like online and offline. How do they differ?

Shit I better call a doctor because it's lasting more than 4 hours >.< However It just so happens I am a doctor... and I talk to myself all the time! That fucking plot twist tho...

I found some strange mushrooms and I ate them. Everything feels too real for me right now. I am also sweating a lot. Is everything going to be ok or is this game over =(. Please don't forget about me and... Erase my internet history.