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Dear community, For some reason our automatic server sided updater failed to run today. I have manually ran the updater and updated the server's hooks file. You should all be able to get back to your bots now. Sincerely, Maxi

Old non typography signatures from on and off site, some of these are nearly 5 years old. ________

Unlucky brother, it happens. Sometimes you can go months without being banned and sometimes a few hours.

Rumors have it that this “news” has been recently eating much of the newsfeed although it cannot be verified if it is true to life or just a make-up story. Nonetheless, this news apparently top notched the headlines when this guy knew his wife was up to something and just decided to wait for the right time to give her what she rightfully deserves. This guy knew his wife was “rocking someone else” but could not exactly corner her with the sufficient evidences. Check out what he did: So I had a feeling she was cheating as she set off a lot of red flags. Constantly laughing and smiling when texting, saying it was just her mother when I asked. Needing to stay late every night after work. When I’d call in her co-workers said she left hours ago. When I asked her what was going on she’d laugh it off and say it was just something they did to each other at the office all the time. The last straw to where I knew something was definitely up was when she went out “to get milk” at 11:30 at night and didn’t come back until 2 in the morning. Now if there is any words of wisdom I can pass on to others in all my years of experience, it’s if you think your significant other is cheating, hire a private investigator. They’re good at what they do and they will get some evidence that really helps in the later divorce. Fast track to her birthday, several months down the road. Now I know what you’re thinking, why the hell did I wait months before I confronted her and did it really need to be on her birthday? The answer to the first question is I wanted as much evidence as possible to hand off to my lawyer as well as make arrangements to find a new place to live, etc. Answer to your second question is of course it had to be on her birthday. You see after asking her what she wanted to do on her birthday this year she was rather insisted on me going out of town with my friends as she just had to work anyways and didn’t want to be reminded she was aging. So I know something is up and after finding a bottle of champagne and two glasses hidden in my closet something in me snaps. So I do what any sensible man would have done. I leave and go to my friends house pretending like I am going out of town. While there I call up her mother, father, sister and several of her friends. I tell them how I want to give her a big surprise by sneaking into her room with party streamers, kazoos and a big cake with candles. Sounds fun right?! Well, boy was it. I had everyone meet me outside our apartment at 8:30 in the morning. We all pile in the elevator (about 8 of us in total); her mother is holding the cake and I’m reminding everyone to be as quiet as they can be. I put my key in and unlock the door; we all sneak in and make our way down the hall towards the bedroom. Each holding a kazoo and her mom holding the cake grinning from ear to ear. Well as I throw open the door, we all yell surprise! But the surprise was on us and there was my wife, butt naked with her lover staring at us wide eyed. Mom drops the cake, sister screams, father begins to shout. I pretend like I’m horrified to which her friends try to push everyone out while yelling at her. My wife, excuse me, ex-wife is sobbing and screaming how could I while the lover is desperately trying to put his pants on while running out of the place. Needless to say, it was one of the best birthday presents I have ever given. What would you do if you caught your partner cheating? Comment your thoughts

Because why not.

When your accounts dont get banned after update u be like

Ew, why do you still use 'xD' ?

come stop me then.

<q> <t>Who's the creative person in OSB?;; <a=t>Not josedpay ;; </q>

shots fired

by Czar Buy now (only $8.99!) 143 HOURS IN ONE GO!!!!! update: this bot is now featured on the front page of osbot! More reviews than every other fishing bot combined! 100 hour progress report!!! How to use Script Queue: ID is 552, and the parameters will be the profile name that you saved in setup! This process is really simple, just to save you headache

by Czar Script live, buy now (only $4.99!) http://osbot.org/forum/store/product/463-perfect-crabs/ Want to buy the bot, but only have rs gp? Buy an OSBot voucher here Features Supports both rock crab locations! Teleporting - using tabs/spells Potion support - including combat potions and super att/str/defence Aggressive mode - attacks other crabs World hopping when a cannon is nearby Can randomize fight locations between trips! Calculates next best crab to attack when current crab is low on health! Resets region when crabs don't attack Rotates region resetting every 20-60 minutes Configure inventory load-out with a single button! Changes between walking south and using the cave! Banking support Automatically prioritizes visible crabs when fighting Can recover from being idle Ranged support, loots any type of ammo you have Loots ammo in second intervals (every 2-18 seconds it will loot all) Picks up edible seaweed to extend trips World hops when 7 or more players in the area Displays 'goal' information, e.g. (at 77 strength it will also show details for 80 strength, time left, xp left, etc) Rock crab areas are split into sectors and are cycled every time a rock crab is not found FAQ Why should I use this script when there are millions out there? It is the best script. Simply. Why are you releasing this now? It's time to make this one public, it was privately used for myself and has gotten me 80 strength in a single bot session. How do I set it up? On first use, make sure your inventory is laid out nicely, and click 'Load inventory' to save it forever, then click start Instructions There are no instructions. We do the all the work for you. CzarScripting™ Tips If you have a pure account, it is advised to go east, because there are no dangerous npcs there Use camelot tabs for quicker trips! You can use any potions, including combat ones Clean paint and GUI Want to use potions? Have potions in inventory Want to use teleport tabs? Have tabs in inventory Want to use camelot teleport spell? Have runes in inventory Want to use special weapons? Have special weapon in inventory Want to use ranged? Have ammo equipped Everything is automatically detected like a real robot. We do all the work for you. Gallery nooby account from 1-33 range (for range guild pot) Just from TESTING THIS SCRIPT

It's been exactly a week since I last had a cigarette and I am pretty proud of myself considering I have gone from a solid 15-20 cigarettes a day over the past 4 years to fully quitting. I vaped for the first couple of days but then thought if i'm going to replace one addiction with another what is the point so I stopped using that also. The first 3 days were awful I was getting pretty bad headaches from nicotine deprivation and I wasn't much fun to be around but now I feel better for it already! Hoping I will carry on with this as I've recently started playing football again and that was the wake up call I needed really. I was the most unfit I have ever been and coughing my lungs up after 5 mins of running around. Anyways just thought I would share this with any of you who may give a shit Currently at: 1 month without a cigarette!

Pseudocode: if !got steel bars -> bank if animating -> idle else -> smith

Thanks @Soldtodie

You got any thread layouts mate? Add my skype please Live.yish

BEST THING EVER! i would do the same exept i would have video taped it.

Oh wow, damn. C'mon guys, make a sig :-)! This is an awesome little competition that Dark is doing, get involved

This sounds interesting! I think I´ll participate

alguds not trya get at you for it just was wondering, im just gonna try again anyway. thanks for ur help

Why would you swear such thing :x

im at the first line

LOL

Op sux

Pfft 13 years old kids shouldn't get cba

;_;

Hey! not surprised tbh, but this is an issue which only the devs can fix as I use the clients banking API, so we're going to have to wait for the devs to push a latest release to fix this and other issues caused by the GE! apa

http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/2odle2/eli5why_paypal_can_instantly_transfer_funds_from/

Nice collection of typography signatures! They truely present the first era of them. Some of them are really inspirng design vise. Do you have anything new?

either way i'm fucked D:

ye i know i wait like 3-4 hours then again bot now i use my hands xd

Wow you've done a really good job.

0liver be like @jagex weath

Yep, this issue was already addressed and is fixed as of version 1.45 ;)

We're all used to being banned anyways

i´ve tried to run it overnight. got 10k xp then died;/. Didn't lose anything but still was hoping for like 150k xp tonight..The black unicorns are the problems. When you walk to east crabs and get attacked by a unicorn it doesn't eat somehow. same goes for when the crabs get unaggressive and you run to the unicorns. I'm using lobsters as food since no one is selling trouts. banking istill doesn't work smooth tho.

Believe it or not but their are other country's besides yours and guess what maine this is where it gets really crazy so listen up, they have different time zones

Version 1.45 - Now always goes bank when less than 3 food remaining - No longer stands idle when being attacked by ANY monster except rock crab (avoids deaths) - Fixed crab misclicking (was setting runout to false previously) Update should be live within an hour, thanks guys!

sdfu pot head.

I wouldn't worry about that CPU usage when it's calculated once and stored. It's not even that many calculations in the grand scheme of things anyways.

been stopped multiple times in my town - woodstock new york and illegally searched for weed and they found it quite a few times lol

Hi Apaec, I have a question. Would it be possible to find out how many users are using this script because whenever I go to the rock crabs it looks as if there are so many users using the same script as me and it looks so weird when players are running to the same crab. And I see you are giving out so many free trials, I just want users to know that this script is near perfection so it's better to just but the script instead if keeping asking for trials and I have never asked for a trial as Apaec scripts are flawless!

Give the 14M to pololad.

Sorry, I will count to 100 before replying.

Well, drop your pants then so we can get started.

goml