As you all know, I just opened up a ghetto service. I'm sitting on Skype when right after I post my service thread I get like 5 requests on Skype (2 legit, 3 you'll see later). I quickly accept and start conversating asking what they need and how can I help them.
The 1st guy who adds me claims he wants a few quests done then copies me 83 quests in one big notepad. I'm overwhelmed and I ask if he is trolling me, and many times he says he isn't. I believe him and just think he might be some rich guy who wants a quest cape. He starts off with 200M then goes up to 400M if I can get it done fast. I am excited by this offer when he says in 50 days he wants it done. I say, okay, you'll put 50M on the account for supplies, 25M upfront payment, then 7.5M a day x 50 = 400m and 50m for supplies. He agrees to everything I say.
While i'm talking to this person, I call ScorpioZ to show how excited I am, my mic is currently broken so I just type really fast and listen to what he has to say, he tells me it's a good deal and I continue on, while i'm talking to him another guy asks me for a firecape and claims yoloswag estimated 22m which I laugh it (not actually yoloswag's price, this was madeup by him) and I ask him what his gear/stats are.
While i'm talking to the firecape buyer, another person adds me and asks for 1-85 herb and 1-70 str, I tell scorp fuck man im getting too many requests and how i'm so excited. This guy tells me he doesn't care if it's botted and he'll give me 80M. I get excited because I know how much i'm profitting, while i'm talking to him i'm talking to scorp and exclaiming how excited I am and how i'll be making $1K + from all this and getting really hyped, then one deletes me, the person who wants the powerleveling done, I think it's a glitch because right after the guy who wanted all 83 quests done deletes me, I, in the mood think it's a glitch and restart my Skype to see all 3 guys have deleted me and do not readd me.
I tell Scorp about that and he starts giggling. He says look at this gyazo and shows me this.
Me realizing what just happened, exchange some FUCK YOUS TO SCORP.
In all, it was a great troll but FUCK YOU SCORP I was so fucking excited god fucking damnit fuck me hard
GOOD GAME