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I sexually Identify as a 90's kid. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of watching Hey Arnold while playing with my hella disturbing Furby. People say to me that a millennial being a 90's kid is totes Impossible, I'm totally rad. I'm having a plastic surgeon install sweet shades, a backwards hat and a hypercolor shirt on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Turbo G Dawg" and respect my right to play dank Super Nintendo games and kill Sega fanboys. If you can't accept me you're totally a timephobe and need to check your decade privilege. Thank you for being so understanding, homeslice.

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I sexually Identify as a 90's kid. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of watching Hey Arnold while playing with my hella disturbing Furby. People say to me that a millennial being a 90's kid is totes Impossible, I'm totally rad. I'm having a plastic surgeon install sweet shades, a backwards hat and a hypercolor shirt on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Turbo G Dawg" and respect my right to play dank Super Nintendo games and kill Sega fanboys. If you can't accept me you're totally a timephobe and need to check your decade privilege. Thank you for being so understanding, homeslice.

fucking hate furbys

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