Long story short

 

Aliens are attacking the city

My friend pilots a powerful giant robot designed specifically to defeat them

Right now he wont stop talking about how much he hates his dad and he's just crying in the corner listening to his walkman.

 

I tried to cheer him up but he just keeps repeating how he musn't run away.

 

How can I make him quit acting like a little bitch and save the city?

 

Thanks

Call an ambulance, you might be suffering an attack of extreme retardation, seems like the best thing to do in this scenario.

Put some Mr. Roboto in his walkman - he will become a robot.

Suck his dick?

Call an ambulance, you might be suffering an attack of extreme retardation, seems like the best thing to do in this scenario.

Botre called he wants his joke back

W-what..

Just beat the shit out of him

Botre called he wants his joke back

 

He can't call me i deleted all social media and phones, im using osbot on a vps from 2 different computers, i know ur alien robot work fuck u man

 

*puts on tinfoil hat*

He can't call me i deleted all social media and phones, im using osbot on a vps from 2 different computers, i know ur alien robot work fuck u man

 

*puts on tinfoil hat*

What if I told you... You're actually a cupcake and not a muffin.

*X files theme*

He can't call me i deleted all social media and phones, im using osbot on a vps from 2 different computers, i know ur alien robot work fuck u man

 

*puts on tinfoil hat*

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