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Need ideas for this romantic story I am writing

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NoahTheWeebWolf
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I call it... Celebration...

 

It's about a forbidden love.... Between a knife... and a banana...

The two want nothing more than to be together... But! In a cruel turn of events they discover that if they are together they will both perish...

Because the knife will undoubtedly cut the banana... And the knife's blade will become dull from the fibers it cuts through...

It's a sad yet beautiful tale. It's dramatic; it's visual, some might even say it's downright stupid! However, above all... It's art.... with that said you wont it enjoy unless you see it while you're high...

I think it has loads of potential, but I want suggestions...

Please don't fail me....

 

*long dramatic pause*................................................................................................

Flip the knife over and keep the banana peel on. 

:troll:

It's a sad yet beautiful tale. It's dramatic; it's visual, some might even say it's downright stupid!

 

well it sure is stupid :doge:

What the fuck... did I just read? What can you possibly smoke to write such story? doge.png

 

Add some anatomy description to the objects you are referring to. It'll make the story a lot more humane and personal. We humans like to relate.

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It's a shit post like the grammar actually matters (especially when you clearly understood what I was saying).

ok you put one of these on the knife 8e106dc5b4.jpg

then you put the knife (with the condom on) into this 04a2d8b773.jpg

 

 

eventually, they will have kids 99a0009475.jpg


oh yeah and they live happily ever after :)


after years of evolution, it will look like this 10382.jpg

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